Once upon a time there was a contest to find those people on Earth who had the best legs. The primary category that legs were judged by was the shapeliness and grace of the shins. Now the prizes offered in this contest were truly leg-endary, so almost every human on Earth took part in this contest. What they were unaware of is that the contest had been organised by Satan. You see, Satan needed human bones with which to build his highway to the Underworld. After the competition had ranked the participants by their legs, Satan harvested the top 10% of human shinbones, and used them to build his infernal causeway.
And that is why it is said that the road to Hell is paved with the best in ten shins.
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